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Govardhan HL

GOVARDHAN HL

Professional Time Waster

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GOVARDHAN HL

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"Why do today what you can postpone indefinitely?"

Discover the Legend Waste His Time
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WHO IS THIS GUY?

About The Legend

Govardhan thinking
Sleep Expert
Food Vanisher

The Man, The Myth, The Legend Liability

Meet Govardhan HL – Plot twist: he's actually the class topper who knows everything about Cybersecurity. A proud Computer Science graduate (2024) who somehow convinced a university to let him pursue MTech in Cybersecurity (2024-26). Yes, the guy who can hack into systems but can't hack into waking up early. Priorities, people!

Fun Facts (100% Verified*)

  • Sleeps only on the side of the wall – safety first, even in dreams
  • Needs a blanket even in peak summer – AC? Fan? Never heard of them
  • Hates fans and AC – believes in natural suffering
  • Watches movies only on phone – big screens are overrated
  • Big Boss loyalist – Season 11 Manjanna & Season 12 Gilli supremacy
  • IPKL Mumbai fan – supports the underdog (or just random picks)
  • Actually hardworking – plot twist nobody expected!

*Verified by everyone who knows him

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0 Debts Returned
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WHAT CAN HE DO?

Professional Skills

Expertise level: Trust me bro

Sleeping

Can sleep anywhere, anytime. Meetings, classes, standing up - you name it!

LEGENDARY

Making Excuses

Creative excuse generation that would make Shakespeare jealous.

MASTER

Being Late

Fashionably late? No. Chaotically late? Always. IST = Indian Stretchable Time

LEGENDARY

Borrowing Money

Professional borrower with 0% return rate. Investors hate this one trick!

EXPERT

Eating Free Food

Has a sixth sense for detecting free food within a 5km radius.

LEGENDARY

Disappearing

Vanishes faster than your WiFi when you need it most. Especially when bills arrive.

NINJA

Cybersecurity

MTech student who still uses "123456" as password. Can hack into the fridge but not his own motivation.

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HALL OF FAME

Legendary Achievements

Awards nobody asked for

2024-26

MTech in Cybersecurity

Currently "securing" systems while his own passwords are still "password123". The hacker known as "SleepyDude404".

2024

B.Tech CS Completed (Somehow)

Against all odds and attendance requirements, graduated with a CS degree. The university is still investigating how.

2023

World Record: Longest "BRB"

Said "Be Right Back" in 2021. Still waiting. Friends have given up hope.

2022

Master of Selective Memory

Remembers every meme but forgets assignment deadlines. Can recall every food place but not who paid last time.

2021

King of "I'll Pay You Back"

Has accumulated more IOUs than the national debt. Zero intention of clearing them. Interest rate: 0%.

2020

Met His Victims (Engineering Batch)

Started engineering and met his future "sponsors" (friends who pay for his food). A tragic day for their wallets.

Forever

Best Friend Award

Despite everything above, still somehow manages to be everyone's favorite disaster. We love you, idiot! âĪïļ

WHAT PEOPLE SAY

Honest Reviews

From people who've suffered... I mean, known him

"He borrowed â‚đ500 from me in 2019. I've made peace with never seeing it again. Great guy though!"

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Friend #1

Professional Lender (Unwilling)

"He said he'd be there in 5 minutes. That was 3 hours ago. I'm still waiting. Update: It's been 2 days."

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Someone Who Waited

Time Management Victim

"Ordered food for two. He ate for four. My wallet still hasn't recovered. 10/10 would feed again."

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The Person Who Paid

Accidental Food Sponsor

"Best friend ever! Sure, he's late, lazy, and owes me money... but his excuses are genuinely entertaining!"

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Best Friend (You!)

Creator of This Masterpiece
REACH OUT

Contact Govardhan

Response time: Somewhere between "soon" and "never"

Ways to Reach Him

⚠ïļ Warning: None of these actually work

Phone

Always on silent or "low battery"

Email

Checks once per lunar eclipse

Location

Somewhere between bed and fridge

Working Hours

LOL, good one!

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(He probably won't read it, but try anyway)

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